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24 October 2006

SPY V SPY

Lately, Mom and Dad have been listenin' to some weird stuff on the music box. And every time I would walk into the room they would hurriedly turn it off. I knew somethin' was amiss, but I couldn't quite put my paw on it. Then this afternoon, while Mom and Dad were busy, I spyed some more. I found a mysterious little box they had left out.

There were some CDs in it. I put one in the music player box but there was no music! *There were humans talkin' in secret code or somethin'.* It had that Air...Por...tu.. writin' on it, but it was a little different. And that 'U...RO...PE...N' writin' too.


Por...tug..ue...se... Ro...pe...? A secret code. Mom and Dad are... S-P-Y-S! I_don't_be_lieve_it...
They're spyin' for the Gnomes.


To be continued....

26 comments:

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Oh Freda I'm getting really worried about you. Gnomes are horrible and I've heard that Portugese gnomes are the worst! What are your people thinking?

If your people have fallen in with the gnomes they have probably already been brainwashed. Have you noticed any strange yard art appearing out front of your house?

We may have to plan an intervention. I'm formulating a plan.- M-the-V

Freda said...

Hey M-the-V,

Thanks for your help. We've got some bunnies out front and Dad paints (If you can call it that) some weird stuff in the garage. Oh! The cry baby wants me to bark it a studio. What an Arf!

Please hurry with your plan. The humans were on the farbarker talkin' with the big K [kennel] the other day. I don't think I have much time.

Wuufs! and Wuufs again!

Anonymous said...

Kennel camp? Did I hear right? No no no! Not the nazis at kennel camp!

You need to dial 9-1-1 on the farbarker. The big policeman will come automatically and remove the gnomes!!!!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Freda said...

Hey Buster,

I'm afraid those gnomes are everywhere. I see them in the magic box. They drive buses in London and even use flyin' chairs to travel. They can go anywhere.

And there are sooo manys of them. Once they spread out, there's no stoppin' them.

K Camp is now a certainty. I'll try the 9-1,2,1,2 (1-1) ploy if I'm cornered. Thanks for the suggestion. Would never had thought of that.

Oh, sooo many Wuufs!

Ivy said...

the big K? oh no! you hafta start coffing and sneezing and weezing wenever your peepol are around so they think you is reelly sick and maybe gonna croak and then they will say poooor little freda! and stay home wif you and feed you soups!

that wud be more fun than bein spies for gnomes anyway!

Tin Tin Blogdog said...

Hmmmmm Freda, I'm afraid it's sounding grim.

Can you do manipulation look? It gets the guilts going. The look is a mixture of out of the corner of one eye, head on paw, looking woebegone and hard-done-by.

It may not stop them going, but might get you a few more treats 'til they do.

As for K-camp, well, hope the one you go to serves good treats and plenty of exercise. That's all you can hope for.

Keep us posted, babe.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

Freda said...

Too late, Ivys,

I got my border collie booster today at the vet's and he told Dad I looked fine. So the coff, coff, hack, hack thingy is out. Mom does make good soups though. Maybe she will make some for my stay at K-camp. Good idea, Ivys.

Hey Tin Tin,

My humans were checkin' their suitcases again. I reeeeallys gave them THE LOOK. They get it anytime they are gettin' ready to leave, even for a little whiles. But today they got the heavy duty THE LOOK cuz I know what's goin' on and I DON'T LIKE IT!!

I made them pay monies for an extra walk every day at camp. And I made Dad get my food all ready. I'll have my strength and a toned body so I'm ready for the 'Great Escape', if the chance arises.

Ivy and Tin Tin,

I got a whole bunch of tummy rubs tonight while we were watchin' the magic box. Dad reeeeally had guilts and it felt soooo goods!

Wuufs!

Fu Fu said...

Wow Freda, Are you a spy dog too?

~ fufu

Jay said...

Oh dear.. I wonder what is happening. I will be worried, too, if I were you. Keep us updated, yah?

~Jay

The Army of Four said...

Woo... this sounds scary. Maybe you're going to a safe house or something while your bipeds are on a mission!
I "woo" in Portuguese when I sing Brazilian jazz songs. Let me know if you need any help.
Luv,
Dave (I love a good samba...)

Günter said...

Ohh, lucky folks you have. Portugal sounds great!

I guess kennel camp can be great as well! (not?)

Keep us updated,

Günter

Maximillian the Valliant said...

OH Freda! I am much saddened by this additional news....how will I communicate the plan to you if they K-camp won't let you blog....WILL they let you blog? Can you give them the look so they will pay extra bucks for blogging rights?

My Mom never sends me to a kennel anymore. She did it once for about 30 hours...those were long hours. I wouldn't go potty there at all unless the kennel lady took me outside..and even then it took me a long time to find the right spot. I prefer using a spot I've used before. Anyway, Mom thought I was so traumatized that she won't do it anymore. She either has someone stay with me, or sends me to a friends house.

I'm still working on a plan...you may want to contact Billy he successfully brought his sainted mother back from France. He is a DWB dog.

M-the-V

Freda said...

Hey Fu Fu,

Sometime ago I accompanied Heidi (http://heidithewayunderdog.
blogspot.com/
) on one two one two (one) of her missions (http://heidithewayunderdog.
blogspot.com/2005_02_01_
heidithewayunderdog_archive.
html
) called Schrodinger's Missin' Cats. I took along my spy camera. So I guess you could bark me a
S-P-Y. I have never thought myself one, but I guess it is easy to unknowin'ly slowly slide into the dark gritty alleys of life and not realize it.

I fear that Heidi has contracted for another mission and may have had problems. We have not heard from her for many, many months.

*Shhh*

Raisa Husky said...
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Raisa Husky said...

You are right. Portuguese is REALLY a secret code. especiaqlly the European one ;)
Mum told me that when she met a couple of Brazilians in a train in UK and they started to talk, ppl in the train started to look at them in a funny way!

Freda said...

Hey Jay,

I'm still spyin' around. I'm findin' it hard to get time on the magic typer to sniff out Mom and Dad's 'History' of where they've been surfin' in the big ether. Dad is now deletin' his history. Smart move for one two one two (one) so dummys.

*wuufs*

Freda said...

Hey Ao4.

With all this Portuguese/secret code and stuffs goin' round, I think I need to contact Raisa down in Brazil (http://diariodeumahusky.
blogspot.com/) for some advice. Have you sniffed out her place for some cooools bossa novas?

Uii√Gt9¥üj6lL∂ (Code for Wuufs!, if my decodin' cylinder is calibrated correctly.)

Freda said...

Hey Günter,

My humans were in Lisboa several years ago and promised each other they would return to that country cuz they liked it sooo much. HA! Guess they are gonna keep that stupid promise!

Like Ao4 barked, maybe I can find a safe house near the camp. I can sleep with some nice humans and sneaks back for paw count, meals and play and walkies times.

Wuufs!

Freda said...

Hey M-the-V,

I sniffed out Billy's place. Cooools. I am gonna bark at him in a while to hears how he felt about completin' his spectaculars mission.

As for bloggin' from the camp... I tried that in May of last year. Go to http://deltabunny.blogspot.
com/2005_05_01_deltabunny_
archive.html
, then May one two one two (13) to see what happened. A bunch of us tried, but... Well, see for yourself. They started lockin' the office door after that.

Camp does nothin' for me either. I had a dog sitter all set up, but then I started barfin's to show my distaste about my humans goin' off without me. So they talked about it, behind my tail, and decided that if I got reeeeally sicks the guards would find out sooners then if I were home alone. I can see that. But I always loose muscles at camp, so I have added a bunch of muscle to get me through this awfuls ordeal.

Keep workin' on you know what.

*Wink Wink*

Freda said...

Hey Raisa,

I bet the Port ppls are gonna looks at my humans funny too. Even when they're not talkin's secret codes. Arf! Arf!

And more Arfs! Arfs!

Shannon said...

Hey Freda,
Phantom here. Anxiously awaiting any further news re the gnome spying and Portugese code? Hows bout you bury your hoomans suitcases and than they can't leave because they won't have anything to pack their stuff in.

Or even better. Hide yourself in the suitecases under their stuffs and go with them.

Think of all the new area to patrol for earth cracks, new tress to mark, new adventures to be had.

Shannon

Freda said...

Hey Phantom,

Great ideas. I've tried movin' those bags but they're sooo heavys. And the humans watch them like hawks. They even talk to them. Askin' them questions like. Are you gonna to be too heavys? Can we put you in the overhead? Weird stuff like that.

Yeah! If I could go with them...That would be cooools!

What's an overhead?

Wuufs!

Charlie said...

Hi Freda,
Make sure the K-camp people know that dogs all over the world will be watching to make sure they take good care of YOU! We will hold them to very high standards - if you're not happy, WE'RE not happy!!
- Charlie

Freda said...

Hey Charlie,

Thanks for the support. I will print your comment out and take it with me. I only hope that those Gnomes haven't infiltrated K-Camp. If I can, I am gonna try to set up a network in camp so we can protect each other. I'm gonna ask Mom and Dad if we can watch The Great Escape before I go.

Again, thanks.

Wuus!

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hmmmmm, Freda - I don't like the sounds of any of this, one little bit ! Do you need us to embark on a rescue mission to come and save you ?

Love
Opy

Freda said...

Hey Opy,

Thanks for your offer of help, but I think I'm sunk. Meany Dad called the camp today and reconfirmed my fortnight of incarceration. I only have a few days of freedom remaining.

I've got more info on their mission and hope to get it out into the big ether tomorrow. If I can get back on the magic typer that is. Tule's mom sent my mom something that has her workin' on the magic typer ALL the time.

Thanks again.

*Wuufs*