My human has only one twos, one twos (twos) legs, doesn't think like us and he has been called weirds. I like that in a familys man. He is stubborns like me. He likes his beer dark. He could be called an Eclectic Peeps. Most of all, he loves me and I like that. DeltaBunny will journal our lives togethers in the small Delta town of Rio Vista, California.

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09 October 2006

COOOOLS!!

I want to bark up front that my typist is listenin' to Beatles musics, so there may be a few weirdnesses in this barkin'.

Remember that a few days ago I observed a gargle in my mom's flower tower and he challenged me to a stupid game. Well, enough barked about that stupid game.

You're stupid. No, you're stupid!
... No, you're stupid! No!...


This mornin' I was out back and noticed the gargle on the ground. It smelled kinda familiar...


Dog, you're ugly AND you smell weird...AND you're STUPID!

Then all of a sudden...PAWS OVER EYES!!!...

POOF!!! And poop!!




Wow! Feets! Dad's feets. All of Dad!

Where the heck have you been?

'Well, I wanted to get you something special but it was far, far away and I needed it fast. So with the power of the full moon I morphed into a gargle, flew to the special place and just got back.'

Yah, right! I'm suppose to believe that?

'Okay, believe what you will. Look at this. And today is a holiday. No mail service. You figure it out.'.


Whoa! Is this what I think it is...?


Watch Dog stamps!!! Cooools!! Dog, I look good!

Think I'll stick a bunch on my walls, and food bowl and water bowl, and...


I'm sure glad you're home. Even if you're... STUPID!!

(A few liberties were taken in barkin' this tail but that is what this country is all about. Woofs!)

13 comments:

Sunshade said...

Oh wow Freda.... that was so cool for your dad to just POOF back, I wonder how he did that??

The photostamps are really cool too, what a great idea!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Jay said...

HI, I'm sure you are very happy now that your dad is back!

The Army of Four said...

Did you put nose smudgies on the window so he could find his way home???
Luv, Dave

Anonymous said...

Hey I was just at the post office - didn't see the Freda's or I woulda bought a set!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Turbo the Sibe said...

FREDA STAMPS!!! FREDA STAMPS!!! FREDA STAMPS!!!

Freda said...

Hey Everydog,

I tried to signal my dad with smudgies on the patio door but Mom, bein' a keeper of a good house, kept cleanin' them off. I think she didn't want Dad to see them and not find his way home. Arf! Arf!

Freda stamps are a very limited issue and will be hard to find. Bet they'll be collector items reeeeally soon! Do I hear... a dollar?

I've also seen Tule stamps. And now I'm expectin' to see Sunshade, Jay, A of 4, Buster and Turbo stamps, among others.

Woofs! No licks, cuz they're press ons.

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Hey Freda,

You are so funny! I love the watchdog stamps, that is such a great action shot of you.

My mom thought the butternut stew looked good. Ask your mom for the recipe...Bet I could break it's neck for mom.

M-the-V

Raisa Husky said...

kuI do love the stamps!
Perhaps you could send postcards to your Blogfriends with those ;)

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Hey Freda,

Can I link to you?

M-the-V

Freda said...

Hey M-the-V,

Sure, you can link to me, and I've linked to you. Cooools!

I have to get the butternut stew recipe from Mom and then I'll bark it. And I owe Indy a recipe for Iberian meatloaf from August! Bet you'd like that too.

Hey Raisa,

That's a good idea. I'll have to save up my allowance and ask my humans what a postcard is.

Woofs!

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

WOW - you have your own stamps Freda - you sure are famous :-)

Please post all your yummy recipe's so I can add them to the DWB recipe page - if that's okay with you :-)

Love
Opy

Toby said...

Hi Freda!~

Cool stamps!~ Do you get to lick your own stamps??

Toby

Freda said...

Hey Toby,

Hi. Welcome to my place.

No lickin'! They are press on stamps. It would be cooools if they had flavored glue on them. Like skeddy, vole, chicken, bacon and CHEESE!

Woofs!