I was readin' Turbo's blog late this afternoon. Apparently a sucker upper named D. Animal was followin' Turbo around suckin' up all the dog fur it could get its mouth on. There were several barkin's left on the blog and Turbo had not yet answered them. I went to DA's blog, Dyson Animal Stories, and saw before and after photos of Turbo and DA. OMD! It was very disturbin'. I had my secretary log off the magic typer and take me for a walk. I had to get things straight in my mind. Poor Turbo.
I have had the itchies for a while and I take my bennies in string cheese. Yum, yum. I had two bennies just before we left for my walk. As soon as I got my walkin' gear on I laid down. 
I'M TIRED! I'M DONE!
Dad said Benadryl doesn't work THAT fast. I just think it was worrin' about Turbo. So off we went. We got to Watson Hollow and what did I see... 
OH.....MY.....DOG!!! TURBO!!!
There's Turbo spread all over the grass. TURBO! I cried! Dad told me to calm down. It wasn't Turbo. Some human had just brushed his better half there. WHEW!! Guess I over reacted. When we got home Dad logged on and I found out that Turbo was alright.
As I lie here watchin' Dad takin' out the food dishes, the stickers, scoopers and cutters out of the wave noise box and puttin' them away, I am thinkin' how I easily I was convinced that DA had harmed Turbo in some way. 
It's got to be those bennies!
It just goes.. to... show you... that... yo ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
15 June 2006
TURBO v D. ANIMAL
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Yes, I'm okay. That stupid DA thinks it's powerful, but it can't do a thing if it isn't tethered to the wall. I appreciate your concern.
Tubey
Hey Tubey,
Thanks for the update. Glad you're okay. All that fur at Watson Hollow reeeeeally freaked me out.
My Dad has often wondered when humans will create a sucker upper that's powered by electric sticks. Then the tether will be gone. I think such a sucker would be too heavy and slow. But that DA looks like it could transform itself into a speedy tether-free sucker. We'll see.
Woof!
Freda
I'm sure glad Turbo is okay. That's scary to see all of that Hair. It looks like Baxter's living room after his hair cut! But Baxter is always okay too.
Hey Baxter,
Dad always brushes me when the big air is movin' (It usually is movin here.) so my hair all blows away. I don't see big clumps like that. Mine is thin and blows into the neighbors' yards.
I like your green paws. Do you do that for St. Pat's too?
Woof!
Freda
my peepol don't have have a DA but they have another just as skary sucker-upper. i run out my dog door every time that evil think starts makin noize.
haf you ever noticed that the only noize those things know how to make is a growl? they are so dumb just growling all the time when nobody is even doing anything to them.
maybe he is cranky becuz the peepol keep him in the closet all the time and he dozent get to play. he is too tall to fit out my little door and he never gets dogfood for dinner.
i guess i wud be cranky too.
Woof woof Freda!!!
YOU look so handsome, as always.
Howz things?
The Whippy Curly Tails!
=^..^=
Hey Whippy Curly Tails,
My secretary has been way too busy lately. I hope he can get things together and spend more time helpin' me with my blog. It's only fair. I've been helpin him a lot.
Hope things are goin' well with you guys.
Thanks for stoppin' by.
Woof!
Freda
P.S. Blogger is reeeeeally slow tonight.
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