Just when I get my lazy secretary back to typing he is called for jury duty this coming week. Can't win. Actually he has been busy with lots of human stuff and hopes that is all behind him for a while.
Last weekend Mom and her younger brother went to Point Arena, California - (Wikipedia) for a night. They stayed at the Wharf Master's Inn and saw the neat Point Arena Lighthouse. It's the closest point in the continental U.S. to the Hawaiian Islands. They looked real hard but could not see them. Arf, arf!
Well, while Mom and her brother were gone it was just me and Dad. I go crazy when it is human shower time. I try to dash into the shower. If my way is blocked I either grab a rawhide chip and play 'vole hunter' with it or run to my food bowl (Displaced behaviors). So. It was Saturday night and time for my typist's weekly shower (Just barkin'!).
Shower time! Goody!
I love playing in the shower! But you know who says, 'no way'. What's the problem? A little of that beautiful dog hair all over the place, that wonderful dog aroma, eu de 'Chien Humide' (Wet K9), wet carpet and water spots on the walls. Again, what's the problem?
Better check for intruders!
One never knows what one may find in the shower. I saw this movie once. Some lady was apparently attached by a shower curtain or something and that created a whirlpool. Don't know if the curtain or whirlpool did her in.
Please, may I join you? Pretty please? With cheese on it?
I'll stay real dry. I'll just jump between the drops.
Last chance. You'll be all alone.
The Bogeydogman - (Wikipedia) might get ya!
Okay, I'll go sulk.
Excuuuse me.
"Well, I'm not movin'. No shower, no moving. That's my creed. Just walk all over me, if that's the way you want to be about it!'
Something else I want to vent about. See that white rug I'm lying on. Every once in a while we get into a tiff about my lying on the 'patch of white'. Sometimes I miss the patch and am asked to 'get on your rug'.
Okay, so I kinda missed this time.
Ya, I know. To the rug. How's this? What?
Illegal? I don't think so. .
Now tell me. Am I on the rug?
This is what a human calls on the carpet rug.
Human legal. I guess. (Ha, ha. I still touching the carpet.)
Guess 'on the carpet' means something else in human speak.
I am kinda getting the gist of things. The shower, the patch. I settle down a lot if I get a good pet and/or tummy rub after the water is turned on. I still think a lot of problems would be solved if I just get in the shower and mind the whirlpool.
Finally. This weekend was our second anniversary in California. It was over 100 degrees when we got here and it was 104 this weekend. What a weird way to celebrate an anniversary, but I have heard Calies are sometimes weird in that way.
Wait! Ah, ha! That's it! Maybe that is why they don't want me in the shower. THE WHIRLPOOL! Wow, they are just looking after me. Cool. Safety first.
17 July 2005
SHOWER TIME/'ON THE CARPET'/TWO YEARS
Wuufed by Freda at 21:57
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Ah the good old days back when it was only 100. It's supposed to be 106 today! Maybe agility class will get cancelled. Mom is hoping so. My pool is more like my spa these days!
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